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One who is tall and obese usually of Guyanese decent characterized by the need to be a metrosexual by going to the gym while on the Atkins diet that he cannot stay on for more than a week. Often described as doofy looking, extremely unintelligent, oblivious, and a virgin whose only goal in life is to attain total happiness by engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely attractive woman. More often than not can be found sitting at home online almost every hour of the day while watching television contemplating whether to talk to a woman online that he had bought $70 dollar shoes for that has no interest in him and is only using him for the sole purpose of money and making CDs.
Mike says, "Just wait till I'm Super Pimp, then I'll be able to fuck 100 girls or more in a year."
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A pimp that wines and dines his hoes off an allowance given to him by his parents. Has been known to trick out his bitches to pay for playstation controllers, arcade tokens, and cheap bling.
See Rikki Lake, Jenny Jones, etc.
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A 2004 Jeep Wrangler built by the Hip Hop star "Nelly", this vehicle was originally sold on eBay with the money donated to benefit the Jes Us 4 Jackie organization. The organization, which he founded with his sister, Jackie Donahue, encourages African-Americans to participate in bone marrow donor registration programs.
This Jeep is now in Texas being owned by a cool old bald headed white dude named Terry.
That is one fine "Pimp Juice" Jeep
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slap to the face using the back of the hand. called a pimp slap because the large rings a pimp wears will cut the face when hit with the back of the hand. this is distinct from a bitch slap which is with the palm of the hand.
he didn't get pimp slapped at the restaurant fight, he got bitch slapped.
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a glove used to smack up ones ho's usual of the color purple or whatever the pimp is feeling
"dont make me get out my pimp glove bitch"
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A) The one thing that everyone secretly wants to be.
B) A Pimpthat happens to be trained in various forms of martial arts.
A) Yo, that guy is a pimp ninja.
B) If I ever saw a pimp ninja, I'd be surprised.
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(n.) 1. a collector of flashy sneakers and related footwear, i.e.: special editions, collectables, one-of-a-kinds, re-issues, and/or just plain kick-ass. 2. an individual incapable of showing self-restraint around a pair of sneakers that he/she cannot live without, regardless of how many pairs already owned, income, or closet constraints.
A self-professed sneaker pimp, I waited in line for two days in the rain to get a pair of the new xxxxx high-tops.
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