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This man has the biggest fucking colossal cock on earth. All the girls and their mothers want to slip in bed in this unit and never get out. it's a miracle how his fat balls can even stay in his pants for an entire day. It's said that whenever he gets a boner so much blood gets drawn to his dick that he feels light-headed. The hottest man with the most swagger in the cosmos. this is all a proven fact.
Girl-1: have u seen that new kid?
Girl-2: who, Tommy?
Girl-1: Omg yeah, He's so fucking hot right
Girl-2: I don't know why but whenever I see him walking past I almost reach climax
Girl-1: and that massive bulge MMMMMMMM!
Girl-2: my mum can stop talking about him
Girl-1 OMG same
a godly man who made a shit ton of definitions
holy frick it's tommy
Girl Dad and voracious lover of life. Big bouncy ever-ready badass. Rarely consistent always persistent. Speaks his mind constantly, but seldom ever asked. Hard on the outside, soft in the middle. You just have to know how many licks it takes. Once you are under him, you'll never get over him. Tommy, you're number 1.
You can always count on Tommy if you are craving hard salami.
Tommy is a meat and potatoes kind of guy who loves to eat roast beef.
He is a right tit and so annoyin but he is so canny he is also a FUCKIN TROUT and he is me bestie so if anyone hurts um then al knock ui clean out right
By laura (am a geordie from ashington hun buns)
Hmu on snapchat - laura_rose246
Emily: laura av just seen a right weird fuckin trout
Laura: ah yea that will be wor tommy gibson just gan for a swim
An informal term, meaning a very imbecilic and stupid person.
Oh. he's as stupid as a Tommy!