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Polish Toilet (croatian and serbian 'poljski zahod', 'poljski wc'), a type of composting toilet sitting in the backyard or a garden of a country or weekend house. Typically made of wood and used to top-up the soil fertility. Usually placed outside of lights reach, requiring valor and night vision in order to be used after dark.
After reading Bram Stoker's Dracula and having lemonade, I have to pee badly, but it's pitch black, and we only have a polish toilet.
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A woman who demands men leave the toilet seat down, thereby acting as a bathroom dictator.
Lisa is such a toilet tyrant, she gets all pissy when I don't leave the toilet seat down for her.
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The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
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when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs
1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)
2. the toilet is FUBAR
3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!
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School toilets are commonly associated with satanic rituals and people who don't know how to flush a fucking toilet. The toilets are imprisoned inside of a cubicle with a Non working lock. People will often find messages inside of cubicles, containing phrases such as: “Fuck school" or "*insert name* waz here" Ancient remains of gum can also be found.
Person 1: "Miss can I use the school toilets please?
Comedian teacher: I don't know. Can you?
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A toilet seat is a person that is so incredibly messed up that you can do anything you want to them at any given time. Including making them into your human toilet seat.
Hey Joe, you see that dude over there rolling around on the ground tripping his face off?
Yeah I see him.
I am about to make that dude my toilet seat
This whole bar is FILLED with Toilet Seats tonight.
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A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
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