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the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.
"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"
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1. When a couple of guys, preferably: short, conservative, hicks who live too far from the nearest technical college to get an education and drive F-150s to deny having a penis any smaller than they do already, get together for some good old fashion binge drinking and get too drunk to remember they touched weiners last night.
2. When Republicans mistakenly misstep their moral boundaries and do something gay.
Hick 1: "That party last night was crazy!"
Hick 2: "Too bad we didnt get any pussy."
Hick 3: "Why does my mouth taste like dick?"
Some chick: "Drunk Truck Fuck!"
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What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.
"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
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A truck filled with women that is being smugled into the US as sex slaves by a sex slave cartel often from Mexico.
John's coming with a truck load of women.
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A version of a pick up truck usually with 4 doors and a short bed serving little to no purpose other than to get groceries.
This truck can't do anything except takes kids to soccer. I should have never traded my old truck for this chick up truck.
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When a person from Nebraska asks someone to ride in their truck then drive to the back country and rape the shit out of them....Thats about it
Hey Brianna you wanna Nebraska Truck Ride
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having a lifted truck, big tires, and off road 4x4....
Dang look at the truck on stilts he could climb over rocks
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