The true definition of a wanker that thinks he is really cool. He does not have a job and pretends to build houses.
Russell Gunther is a true jammy wanker
A giggle wanker is someone who jerks-off religiously to Thomas The Tank Engine, and subsequently giggles when reaching climax.
Man, I heard that Josh likes jerking-off to Thomas the Tank, what a giggle wanker!!!
When your cock is so small that no powders or pills can help. This is the type of person who hates sex because they can't even penetrate. Also the type of person that masturbates to the 30-year-old school science textbook chapter about anatomy.
Average amount of cum produced in one sitting: 6 micro liters
Average size of cock at full size: 4 inches
He's such a Tinker Wanker Syndrome!
When you make books and game boards for work your nickname is Adam is a wanker
Oh that guy, yeah he makes books he’s Adam and a wanker
Adam is a wanker
Term used for someone who is an asswanker
See that guy over there he’s Adam he’s a total asswanker
Adam is a wanker
You clicked on my link. You wanker
The person who clicked on this link, you would say to them “you’re a wanker”.
When you wank off a polish person.
This kid named Dylan, is a polish Wanker.