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Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)

Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019


wanker

1. (noun) Someone who wanks; someone who masturbates.
2. (noun) (vulgar slang, British) A contemptible person.

You bloody wanker!

by Random14YearOld April 3, 2022


Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.

"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."

by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018


wanker

A lead guitar player whose leads are characterized by notes in the very high end of the scale being played super-fast and repetitiously (basically simulating masturbation). Generally a derogatory term.

who's so intoewhose leads

Like we wanna watch him masturbate on stage, what a turn-off, he's such a wanker!

by just a girl with a brain December 12, 2022


wanker

a really good looking person

wow! the guy over there is a real wanker!

by dragonhunter44 July 14, 2019


wanker

When someone is playing the same game 24/7, thus wanking it dry

i can't believe he defeated me that easily, what a wanker, he's probably tied to his chair!

by tishafeed November 16, 2019


garage wanker

A term created by a man named Otto.
If you have every masturbated in a garage then you're a garage wanker

#1 - Guys the other day i saw Otto
#2 - That freak? what'd he do?
#1 - I saw him rub one out in his garage.
#3 - What!? What a garage wanker.
#1 - Yeah, I don't know what's weirder. The fact that he did it with the door open or the fact that all the kindergarten kids were watching .

by #Randomdude November 19, 2017