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Autoerotic asphyxiation, as in death in the style of Michael Hutchence, singer from INXS.
At first David Carradine's death looked like suicide, but it turns out he might have died from the old Hutchence wank.
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Having a girl throw up over herself, then sliding your cock between her vomit-covered tits
"I feel really sick"
"How about a bulemic wank then honey?"
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Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
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Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...
This guy is a Wank waffle. He thinks he knows everything.
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The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
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To form a circle with a group of at least 3 other gentlemen standing no more than half an arms length apart. With the trousers of all participants removed, each participant stimulates the person to their right with a clenched hand. The first person to ejaculate is declared the winner & the wank circle disbands.
Jason: any one up for a wank circle? I haven't blown for a few days & I fancy my chances of a win.
Lee: ok biggy, I'm in but we'll have to be quick as i'm meant to be taking my girl to the cinema tonight (removing trousers)
Adam: I had a danger wank this afternoon so I'll probably lose but ok.
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When something is very very bad, or wank.
Ben: Ah mate, i well have to work sunday.
Biz: Thats fucking wank-a-lank mate.
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