To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.
I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.
“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
A slang term created by, and spread by, high school students in Ohio. It’s actual meaning isn’t very clear, it is simply something someone says when they say any to make it clear that something someone has said is foolish. The A’s in “fake” are often elongated for affect.
“That was a really goofy thing to say, how about you stop messing around and watch that fake.”
What I hear people say when I watch them
Stranger: Is somebody watching me?
Me: maybe...
A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Watching a movie is when one or more people watch a film
Me and my brother are going to be watching a movie.