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The 2 minutes you sleep while being at work and then realizing you cant sleep at this time.....
Usually after lunch...... it kicks right in
office man#1: zzZZzzzzZZzz
office man #2: Dude ur in a deep work dream....
office man #1: oh s1ht .... man
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When you see a truck going 10-15 miles per hour under the speed limit, it's a good bet the driver is being paid hourly and not per job. Also, the job is probably unpleasant so getting to it is not a priority.
No wonder traffic isn't moving. That sewer pump out truck driver is working by the hour.
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Working part time. Based off the song "Slight Work" by Wale ft Big Sean.
"How is your load this semester?"
"Pretty busy, taking 4 classes and got slight work at Wells Fargo"
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An idea foreign to Americans these days which taught that you must work hard to earn what you desire. It is something Americans, sadly, do not have anymore because the government has provided entitlements without having to work for it.
People will not have a work ethic if they are not taught the concept as a child, especially nowadays when liberals in the government discourage them from doing so by providing silly entitlements.
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Referring to the work that a guy must do prior to making out with or having sexual relations with a girl or a guy but hopefully a girl.
Guy 1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight
Guy 2: Do Work son!
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Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.
Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?
Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."
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