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When two bearded men Tangle beards.
Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap
I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.
Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.
The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.
"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
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"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."
When Ross Eric and Phil drink to much coffee and natter about the other members of the firm until the get caught by the head gaffer and have to carry on working being yardies with terrible dress sense and a passion for being late and unprofessional but at the same time being goofy yardie gangsta wanna be’s with a spotty neck and an obsessive personality.
Rah, that geez is such a yardie yard face. KMT
Makeout with an individual so hard you suck their face off
If you keep talking like that I'm gonna mac face with you
Opening your e-mail and finding dozens of "update" messages from Facebook, each with a link to a comment or reply to a post made on someone else's facebook page. This can be caused by a Facebook Tagfest.
Oh man, what a mess! My my e-mail got Face-Blitzed! There were 43 messages, all of them were notices from Facebook telling me someone posted a comment on someone elses wall!