1. A PERSON WHO IS TWO FACED.
2. A PERSON WHO IS NICE TO YOU WHEN FACE TO FACE, BUT STABS YOU IN THE BACK WHEN YOUR NOT AROUND.
3. A PERSON WHO TRIES TO MAKE THEMSELF LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF A PERSON OF AUTHORITY AND/OR AN EMPLOYER.
Fuck Face: a person who steals your project that you've worked on for a while.
to be fucked in the face so hard you become mentally retarded sometimes to death
(man 1) that fuck face went to the hospital
(man 2) why?
(man 1) because he's a fuck face
(man 2) did he die?
(man 1) YES!! I SAID HE WAS A FUCK FACE
During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"
Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"
Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
A girl/woman who would normaly be considered a butter face but only has half of nice body but still has a considerably unattractive face. This could be a girl with a nice ass and small titties or vice versa.
"dude, that girl is such a Margarine Face... huge tits but no ass or face."
Thigh Gap in-between cooch to breathe in. The area to put ones face to munch box. Also to clean "The Carpet".
Pmed has a fat Face Pocket.
Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard