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Whatever you ask to he sucked will be sucked
Hey jersey suck my dick its national suck it day
April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it
It is national chunky monkey day
Chinese call Japan as sun nation
Chinese person A:
Hey Xiao Shen went to the Sun nation for the holiday
Chinese person B:
So, did he visit Mt Fuji?
April 2nd is considered by many as Glu Day, where we glu-glu today all day!
A day to celebrate glu’ing.
On this day in April 2023, the very first Glu Gluu! has been stated and said. Marking an entirely new era of language.
“Today is National Glu Day, so we must glu glu gluuu all day!”
“Its Glu’ing time! Glu gluu”
1: “Glu, gluu gluu gluu gluuu.”
2: “Gluu gluuuuu”
“Yo does Jerry know its National Glu Day today? He needs to glu instantly!”
December 27th is National Femboy Day, where a femboy can have sex with any consenting person.
Person 1: Hey bro! Its national femboy day. You know what that means..
Person 2: :3
National Femboy Day is a day for all men to dress as a femboy for 24 hours, it occurs the 24th of April.
"Yo bro! Tomorrows National Femboy Day, you know what that means..."