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butthead face dog cur

Typically used to describe an annoying brother who is inclined to hurt himself frequently using sharpened sticks, rocks, vehicles, stairs, or whatever is most readily available.

I called my brother Ethan a butthead face dog cur yesterday after he sat on my bed while I was trying to talk to my boyfriend on the phone.

by yoyodawwwwg March 22, 2019


Boon Dog

A boon dog is a person who is paid large amounts of money and does not deliver what is expected of them.

Jon Gruden could become the NFL's biggest Boon Dog head coach ever if he fails at making the Oakland Raiders a Super Bowl in contender 2018 after being paid $1 Million per year .

by EBMusic April 6, 2018


meisch dog

A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.

That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!

by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017


Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021


Eating in the Dog

Eating in the dog occurs when the woman is on the bed on all 4's like a dog. The man approaches the bed and with a slight bend at the waist goes in and eats.

Honey, go wash your asshole I'm eating in the dog tonight!

by KneeGrows1234 May 7, 2019


red dog leader

The no-nonsense, strictly business construction crew foreman. Military style organization and structure is improving the safety, quality and productivity of 21st century commercial construction crews. Many crews communicate on-site through two- way radio, hence the “handles” from the Military operations of the Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan era conflicts. “Red Dog Leader” seems to be emerging as the foreman’s handle being held in the highest regard.

Response to directive given over a two way radio on a construction site: “Roger that, Instructions received and understood Red Dog Leader, Red Dog 1 out”

by Red Dog Command November 8, 2020


Dog Chad

Someone who is Chad, Chad-like or displaying Chad-like qualities but fails to garner the respect of Chad. Therefore denoting his status to Dog Chad. Respectfully a Chad but remains unvalidated in his belief.

Being Dog Chad is a tougher existence than Tyrone would have you believe.

Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.

by Swiftyoldboy January 31, 2023