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A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.
That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!
Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
The no-nonsense, strictly business construction crew foreman. Military style organization and structure is improving the safety, quality and productivity of 21st century commercial construction crews. Many crews communicate on-site through two- way radio, hence the “handles” from the Military operations of the Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan era conflicts. “Red Dog Leader” seems to be emerging as the foreman’s handle being held in the highest regard.
Response to directive given over a two way radio on a construction site: “Roger that, Instructions received and understood Red Dog Leader, Red Dog 1 out”
Someone who is Chad, Chad-like or displaying Chad-like qualities but fails to garner the respect of Chad. Therefore denoting his status to Dog Chad. Respectfully a Chad but remains unvalidated in his belief.
Being Dog Chad is a tougher existence than Tyrone would have you believe.
Dog Chad fights over scraps that nobody wants.
When you go to the beach fully clothed with no shoes or socks and they get tanned
Person 1: walks in barefoot wearing shorts
Person 2: "damn bros got the bronze Dogs!"
flamingo:welcome to dead dog store what dead dog do you want
noob: djdbs dkd sksjs sjs sjs sn
flamingo:ok your becoming a new dead dog
When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes
You are such a spook dog, get away from me!