Buy a Dog

1.The act of buying a canine.
2.The act of buying a hot dog.
3.Tits in french.
4.The act of purchasing an object of adoration of a gay gangsta.
5.Shopping for chinese people.

I buy a dog everyday.

wet dog of wet

a complete and utter wasteman

Me: hey peter your a wet dog of wet
Peter: Oi blud dont get rude
(I pull out mac-10 n eliminate him)

dog pie

Dog pie is an American dish used around the holidays. It involves baking a dog and putting it into a baked good, aka, pies.

last thanksgiving was so boring bro

ikr we didn't even get dog pie

Stoner Dog

Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass

Reese stop being a little bitch you fucking stoner dog.

Royalton Corn Dog

When you make your wife eat a corn dog, and then make her vomit it out and listen to George Strait for 3 hours

Well Diane, do the royalton corn dog for a romantic night!

That's a lot of dog

An interdisciplinary term to show surprise at a thing's quantity or quality. Whether it is positive or negative depends on the accompanying expression and context. Fits almost any situation where you want to show that you're impressed.

"That's a lot of dog", admiration on hearing a fellow finance bro has made a lot on their bitcoin.

"That's a lot of dog", sympathetic, when your colleague tells you how much work they need to do to complete their assignment.

"That's a lot of dog", bonding expression when seeing the contents of a friend's shed, food cupboard, paint set or sewing kit.

"That's a lot of dog!", awe, when entering a family member's chicken coop for the first time and you can't believe there is so much egg lay.

Dirty Dog

A person who is very sexual active. They typically get it on a lot, whenever, wherever.

Yo man, did you hear what Hayden did last night?
Nah, I didn’t.

Dudes a dirty, dirty dog
Classic Hayden