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Face Clunge

Its when a guy forces his head face first into a female.

Person One: How was your night last night?

Person Two: Not Bad, got to "Face Clunge" my wife!

by Hammond511 March 9, 2012


angel face disaster

Lana Del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place

Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…

by August 15, 2024


angel face disaster

Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...

Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.

by i am most likely god August 15, 2024


Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2025


waddle face

Fat face

Look a waddle face, he's pretty obese

by duckhater9000 December 3, 2013


Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024


Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021