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The act of fucking up so bad that it somehow results in something equivalent to being fucked from behind into the ground by a horse while a pack of kittens vomit all over the back of your head, generally occurring when missing a mark.
The other night I took this girl home from the bar but it turned out she was a dude and I had sex with it anyways. The next morning the dude woke me up and said "I'm leaving now baby cakes, I hope you didn't mind pulling a shima last night - my bad."
The term "pulling a fat" derives from Queens NYC street lingo. It is often used to describe an individual or organization whom displays behavior associated with the infamous Mohammad Khan of JHood. This behavior includes but is not limited to; flaking on moves right before they occur, making up an excuse to get out of a link, and capping in general.
Individuals who pull fats are considered highly dangerous. The NYPD recommends that if you see an individual pulling a fat you must contact the local authorities immediately.
Bruh moves is clipped this dude making up some BS excuse saying he lost his keys so he can't link smh this nigga stay pulling a fat
Pulling a GoToBedTravis is when some one gos on stereo that needs to sleep and will not shut up. To let other talk.
Stop pulling a GoToBedTravis it's time for you to be quiet and get sleep.
When you storm out of a room like a 2 year old, down an 18 pack of cheap beer, after your girlfriends says no to sex multiple times
Best Friend: "Hey girl don't get with that guy he always is "pulling an olsen" on his girlfriend. You could do better"
Her: "Ya you're right, I already have a kid, I don't need another one
Starting a project and pouring money that you do not have into it just to fail or abandon it.
Man don't "pull a nobody" with your music career
When you make plans to actually do something with your boys online, but for what ever fucking reason you just don't show up until 4am and @ everyone to see where everyone is knowing damn well that they are all asleep. You completely ignore the "bros before hoes" rule and just proceed to bang bitches and not hang with the boys. God damn you Chris I hope you forget how to swim and drown in a lake and your dead body gets fucked by the Loch Ness monster, you then proceed to be revived by the Loch Ness monsters cock and then proceed to drown again.
Sorry guys I know that I made plans to play games with you but I'm going to have to pull a Chris and never actually join you in playing the game.
The act of buying a ticket to a low respect or child aimed film and seeing 1 to 2 films contrary to what the ticket says.
Yo, I'm totally gonna pull a Chris tomorrow. I'm gonna buy a ticket for Ride Along 2 but see The Witch and Race instead.