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National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024


National Luke Day

March 24th is National Luke Day. It’s the day of the year to celebrate LC!! Give Luke a hug and show appreciation! Get a pic with him and post it on your story for a week of Goodluck!

Yo bro did you here it’s National Luke Day?? I’m gonna get a pic with him and post it for good luck!

by Keembaby March 23, 2022


national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th

"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"

by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013


National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022


National Get on all fours Day

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National Get On All Fours Day!

This is the national day where all bottoms have to get on all fours infront of their top.

T: Get on all fours.
B: W-why?
T: It's National Get on all fours day.
B: Oh.
B: (Gets on all fours)

by ImDownBad August 25, 2022

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National Snurch Day

National snurch day is may 15th, a day where we celebrate snesus and the snurch!

“Where’s Kyle?”
“Oh, he’s at home celebrating national snurch day.”

by mercurypies May 26, 2022


National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th

Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”

by Rinnie! January 21, 2023