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Being fucked so good the guy sounds like a jake brake slowing down a semi when cumming
Dee fucked John so good he had a truck driver face like a Canadian jake brake cumming down a long steep grade
The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.
Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches
When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
The unintentional facial expression a person makes while staring at a screen, usually a frown.
Guy 1: “Jessica is always on her phone all the time”
Guy 2: “She’s a pretty girl, too bad she has an ugly screen-face”
Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.
Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.
In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.
The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."