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cock canal

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018


King Cock

A Chinese pheasant standing on a South Dakota hay bale, always the one that stands the tallest.

Look over there, it's King Cock looking for hens!

by I3UCKWHEAT September 18, 2021


Cock Engulfer

Insult to describe someone who's addicted to cocksucking. Also an insult for someone that acts in a submissive way, basically kissing ass so hard they might as well be inhaling it. This is for that person who's desperate to please, willing to do anything (even the dumbest shit) just to get on someone’s good side.

Mary is such a cock engulfer... She's always slutting around in search for a cock to engulf herself in.

Dave will do anything for a promotion—he's such a cock engulfer for the boss.

by snipazz November 21, 2024


take in a cock

A rather weird way of saying "to screw up" or "to mess up"

Person 1: "Woah, he definitely screwed up this time!"
Person 2: "Yeah! He really did take in a cock."

by D4rk5id3 October 11, 2023


classy cock

A cock in a suit and tie.

Damn, that is one classy cock.

Damn, that is one classy cock.

by Crystaltoe October 15, 2015


Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020


Beater cock

A willing hookup participant when no decent options are available.

Did you see that beater cock Mary came home with last night? Must have been slim pickings at the saloon. She definitely got an STD

by Dolemite Jones March 14, 2022