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National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)
This day falls on February 14th
Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”
Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”
I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
This occurs on July 14th. National Kill Strategetic Day is when you GET TO FUCKING KILL HIM. I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING KILL HIM KLSEHRGN;.LELIKRGHBE;R/LGKHEWBR';LFIKWEHNR'GHERTHG
Console: Hey! It's National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: I'm grabbing the shotgun.
This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL
Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun
2.0 walk up to her. Grab that ass. Then keep moving
Today is national grab ass day2.0
December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!
girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!
December is the time for celebration and enjoyment so why not slap and grab someone’s ass!
girl: why did you slap my ass
boy: because it’s national slap and grab ass month!