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National give your boyfriend a blowjob day Sept. 30
A day to appreciate your boyfriends and give them the time of their life
Oh look it’s National blowjob day better get to it
this day is held any day in november 😛
“hey its national blow job day!”
“woopie!!”
May 6th is national blowjob day your loved one must give you a blowjob for national blowjob day
John: Hey its National blowjob day
Sophia: Well I guess so lie down on the bed
John: WooHoo
National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
Another boring day. "What do you mean Max its national mustache day get up and get ready!
National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th
Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.
Following the atrocities inflicted on the living legend Mike Tyson during the fight with Jake Paul. It has set such a bad precedent. 50-something-year-old fathers, Black, White, Latinos, Asian, Citizens, and Non-Citizens of our great nation stand united.
United to thwart the notion that this is possible in my house. These 20-something sons are living rent-free.
Today, we declare National Put Your 20-Something-Son in the Box Day. Or National Put Your 20-Something-Son in a Headlock Day. Our national committees have rejected National Kick Your 20-Something-Son A** day.
Dad: What?
Son: I said I can kick you a**.
Dad: (after a minor scuffle and years of near CPS calls and a stong mental game defeats the young buck and siads) I declare today the day third Saturday of November "National Kick Your 20-Something-Son's A** day"
National Kiss a Band Kid Day is celebrated on the 14th of May. It's a day to kiss band kids
Man I can't wait to kiss a band kid on National Kiss a Band Kid Day