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I can only drink a bottle ketchup
Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup
Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
The Day of grabbing your woman thighs
national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs
november 24 is national hang out with the plug day
Yo it’s National Hang Out With The Plug Day let’s hit tony see if he wants to run up monopoly.
Happy arguments day! On this great day everyone takes their anger out on you and everything goes to sh*t
"whats the day today?"
"National argument day!"
My lovely gf ellie is the best, every day is about her
“did you know every day is “National Ellie Day?”
National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”