When you want to run but there is no speed, people hate eating hard boiled eggs, and no exceptions must have 12 toes
You are such a spook dog, get away from me!
Everything, the lot,
What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!
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Someone who often acts as an idiot.
Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.
When a guy rubs his penis on your body, but he's just taken a piss so it feels similar to when a dog nuzzles you.
My boyfriend accidentally gave me a wet dog nose last night after going to the bathroom.
Someone who is a scammer, pathological liar, and a thief
Don’t be a Skurn dog! Give me back my stuff.
Brandon is such a Skurn dog!! I would stay away from him
That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.
"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"
This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah