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April 25th is national drama day lol just make fun of people u hate
"WOO NATIONAL DRAMA DAY TIME TO GO BULLY LEVI, MUFFIN AND PRO"
AUGUST 3RD
National Baldheaded Day is the day you get to post all the baldheaded bitches you know. It doesn’t matter if they get mad, no one told them to be baldheaded and that’s on periodtt 😽🤣
Today’s National Baldheaded Day, Kiesha And Latoya Getting Posted It. - And I Oop
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
A day where no one can drink water at all
Hey can I go get a drink of water?
Teacher: No it's national no water day...
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
If you show your friend you will get new friends
Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day