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balls-sagging hot

When it's so hot that your balls sag lower than normal.

Bro it's like 90 today, that's balls-sagging hot!

by BigTuna1742 June 17, 2025


Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021


GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.

Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)

by FUCK ME 👴 November 29, 2021


ball digger

When the front end loader slightly touches the side of a ball bearing/joint exposing areas otherwise known as squigs, squiplers, quintoips.

Originally discovered in the deepest sections of antarctic ice. While polar bears and dolphins avoid conflict, vikings and tusciggan hyundai tuscani slap cheeks of the horizontal attributed caldwell-popes. None of this however has anything to do with the NBA.

Carl: Hey John did you hear about the local infestation of ball diggers on the 11pm news?
John: No Carl! I did not hear about that on our local WNEP's segment "Hey there Henry"!
Craig: What are you two up to again talkin about all those ball diggers!
Carl: Leave yourself out of this one Craig, if anyones got ball digging going on in their family, it's you!

John, Craig, and Carl learned in the future that they all actually happened to be ball diggers.

by Winpick November 18, 2018


Chicken ball

Banter name for Tottenham football club. Chicken ball fc is the smallest club in London, so small that QPR and Millwall is bigger than them. Their biggest accomplishment is the famous Audi cup trophy and their only trophy they’ve won in a minute. Chicken ball fc best player never won a major trophy with the club or any other club and has now left to Bayern Munich and still hasn’t won one.

“What do we think of chicken ball?”
“SHITTT”
“What do we think of shit”
CHICKEN BALL
“THANK YOU”
“THATS AWRIGHT”
“We hate chicken ball, we hate chicken ball” x5

by whobem August 15, 2023


Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.

He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0

by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023


Balls-ass

Adv. A superlative adverb that usually employed in colloquial discourse when expressing exasperation or frustration with a condition or experience.

Dude, it’s balls-ass hot outside.

Man, his girl is balls-ass ugly.

by guroking August 31, 2022