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National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
A day where no one can drink water at all
Hey can I go get a drink of water?
Teacher: No it's national no water day...
Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi
Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
If you show your friend you will get new friends
Hey urban dictionary told me to tell you that it’s national show your friend a tit day
the sweetest and softest group of people you will ever meet on entire stan twitter
person a: what is soft nation to you?
person b: family
November 1st, also know as National Knupper day, is a holiday celebrated around the world to recognize the famous Knupper’s. These special creatures are very rare which is why this holiday is going to place as of November 1st, 2019 to recognize the Knupper and to keep it from going extinct.
Joe: Hey, it’s November 1st!
Hentley: You mean National Knupper day?