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The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.
shelby goes to lindero and loves having nick duck her juicy 9 inch dick on thursday’s!
nick: damn that dick be long do!
shelby: yeah, i call it shelbys cock!
A cock Wimble means that the person you call a cock wimble is rather annoying and always try's to show off there possessions or trying to make themselves look flash when there not
Sarah:" just shut up you cock wimble"
John: "sorry Sarah I'll stop being a cock wimble
Based on a constant erection and given the length and girth. Be careful rounding corners, in your house, or any place of business, as you will put holes in the sheetrock and constantly knock over table lamps. It is recommended, by every doctor in america. To not get too close to the Lord of the Cocks, as he will cause bodily harm. It is recommended by doctors in America, that women protect all orifices when in the presence of the Lord of the Cocks. Fyi, the Lord of the Cocks can and will fuck 20 women at a time. May the Lord of the cocks be in you.
The Lord of the Cocks does not own a ceiling fan.
1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.
jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore
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my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker
Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.
Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫