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The act of “cuddling” someone either in a bed or in the dirt on the side of a road. It’s a more strong and enforced act.
CULLE ME now or forever hold your peace!
CULLE ME NOWWWW or you’ll get HIT!
To “cuddle” someone in bed or in dirt on the side of the street. It’s a strong and forceful way to be cuddled.
CULLE ME NOWWW or you’ll be HIT!
CULLE ME or forever hold your peace!
Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.
Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.
Implies flexibility of plans.
This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.
can be used as n expression of flexibility:
Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?
Dick: I’ll be home after work
Tom: pencil me in for seven.
Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?
Tom: Nah
Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late
usually when a person is eating, someone says something that makes you feel full.
often times this can usually mean that you’re upset, grossed out or mad at someone because of what they said
person 1: *eats*
person 2: “you look like a pig, stop stuffing your face.”
person 1: “you made me full since you said such a comment like that.”
josh: *opens gone off milk whilst on tea duty, with no time to get more* YOU’RE BUSSING ME IN A TRAP!
While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?
Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
Popularized by Colleen Ballinger in her ukulele “apology” video, this expression exudes backhanded anger and frustration.
I’m an expert but FUCK ME, right?!
You don’t value me even though all I do is help you.. FUCK ME, right?!
I try so hard to do the right thing, but FUCK ME, right!?