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when a person can't find money to pay the hooker with and proceeds to look for change
Dan spent all of his money on cocaine, so he ended up pulling a comai when he was done with his hooker.
Have plans but change them at last minute
We were gonna go to the store this morning but my wife decided to pull a hoss and wanted to go out for breakfast
A sexual act where you use your partner as a charcuterie board. Samples of fine cheeses, meats, and olives are placed aesthetically on top of your partner. Mozzerlla cheese sticks are shoved in your partner's mouth for a quiet, sensual evening. You reserve the belly button and other orpheuses for marinara sauce for dipping. You consume the remaining cheese board items in the dark while binge watching your favorite trashy TV series. This act is only for married people.
I wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I performed the cheese pull on him all night. It saved our marriage!
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Just about to collect something worth having and someone swoops and steals it from you.
throwing up everywhere after 5 shots and bitching about it for like 3-4 days and then telling your mom that you drink and being a puuuuuussssssyyyyy about it
mike stop pulling a longo you fricken pussy
When you make the greatest play, but make the straightest face. Ever.
Wow Phillip, why are you pulling a bason when you scored the winning goal?
verb: the act of having sex with a female doggy style, and as the man reaches his peak, screams out "This is Sparta" followed by pulling out and pushing the the girl's head into the headboard or drywall by pushing her ass abutply with his foot.
Friend 1: What was that sick move you pulled on Melissa last week that put her in the hospital?
Friend 2: I Pulled a "300" on her. The funny part was trying to explain that to the police for the domestic report.
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