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one-eyed headache

This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.

person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.

by Carlos Santiago September 13, 2005


Double eyed mask

Someone who is always anonymous and quiet and never talks about anything about themselves at all. They often wear masks or bags with two eye holes in them, which is where this term originats namesake from.

She’s definitely a double eyed mask cause she doesn’t talk about anything about her life. She’s been quiet for quite a while and I want to ask her what’s happening with her but she won’t say anything. I am scared and worried for her and I want to help her somehow.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018


one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023


eight eyed sixty nine

When two people who have glasses on are getting together each one face down in each others bathing suit areas

patrick and nancy are in the other room giving the eight eyed sixty nine

by sack o' potatoes May 25, 2011


Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 30, 2013


The Red Eyed Gambler

You rather mean Yumeko Jabami from kakegurui or Celestia Ludenberg from Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

person1: Omg, who was the red eyed gambler
person2: Yumeko Jabami
person3: Celestia Ludenberg

by You don’t 2 know my name April 26, 2021


tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016