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The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.
Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!
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act perpetrated by a law enforcement professional, while on duty, involving a uniformed officer, a car, a penis and some innocent bystanders... and of course masturbation.
example...
I saw officer smith car jacking across the street from a women's fitness center this morning, noone was injured except his pride.
Actual real news story:
NEWPORT - Sgt. D____ S____, 43, of the Newport Police Department was fired Thursday after he allegedly exposed himself to two women while on duty in his patrol car on Monday.
Smith was allegedly seen masturbating himself while behind the wheel in the police car parked next to a hair salon.
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"I locked up my Nigger Car out back."
"You can ride on the handle bars of my Nigger Car."
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Fire up the K-Car, Wright strikes out with the bases loaded for his 4th K of the game.
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Any vehicle made by a Japanese company. Contrary to the common myth, God does NOT personally make them and send them down in little wicker baskets to their proud new owners. They are sometimes assembled in America, sometimes in Japan, but the money always goes to the Japanese company that makes them, so they are foreign vehicles, by definition. (See also: "United Auto Worker" and "Starvation in America") Japanese cars are always cheap and junky, although sometimes they are wrapped in expensive plastic or leather, to give the impression of quality. "Giving the impression..." is what Japanese cars do best (see also: "Pearl Harbor Sneak Attack") because they usually do this for 3 or 4 years, and then they disappear, never to be seen or heard from again. You can usually see the process of Japanese cars returning to the earth beginning on 4-5 year-old examples, usually manifesting as rust holes around the rear wheels. There is much mythology surrounding "older" Japanese cars, but, like the Loch Ness Monster, no one ever actually sees an "older" Japanese car. Compare this to 15-30 year old American cars, which can be seen on a daily basis. (As a curiosity, some people have pointed out that American cars can not attain 100,000 miles or more. This is true, all older American cars have 5-digit odometers, therefore they can not ever hit 100,000 miles, and so they automatically self-destruct at 99,999 miles.) When General Motors and Ford go out of business, Japanese cars will suddenly triple in price, and the American government will contract with Japan for all war vehicles in the future. Of course, Japan is a peaceful nation (see: "Bataan Death March", "Kamikaze", "Comfort Women", "Japanese War Crimes") so with their leadership, there will likely never be another war in the world.
We are still looking for older Japanese cars to use as examples.
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A carload of gay males heading for a night out at their favorite hangout
You go down by the lavender kitty round about 9, 10pm, and you can watch all the funny cars compete in the "drag races", ha ha !
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A car that lots of people drive. If you are nerdy about cars like I am and you enjoy looking at cars on your daily drives these are the cars that are commonly seen on the road.
It's like when you are telling your friend what car you drive and your friend says "Oh, me to." Me To Cars vary from region to region. These cars are not always terrible cars, and many of them I would gladly drive, but they are not exactly exclusive. Me To Cars even exist among the luxury market. Some common examples of Me to Cars in my area include; Honda Civic, Honda Accord, Toyota Corolla, Toyota Camry, Ford Taurus (older model) Volkswagen Jetta, Nissan Altima, Dodge Neon, Infiniti G Series, Lexus ES (old model) Mercedes C-Class (old model) Acura TL etc...
So if you're very rich, you have money to through around, and or you want to stand out it might not hurt to ask yourself "Is this a Me To Car?"
Person #1: I am so much better than all of you. I have a tripped out Honda Accord in my garage.
Person #2: Really? Me to.
Person #1: Say what?
Person #2: Dude you got a Me To Car...like tons of people have those.
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