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What my friends to the north call, "Kraft dinner."
I'd like to have mac and cheese for lunch.
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Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.
I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.
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Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.
Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.
For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.
tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun
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As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.
Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
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Is actually blue cheese but niggers eat it so much that it is known at niggèr Q's ( aka BBQ for blacks ) as Nigger Cheese
Hey Tyrone can you go get more nigger Cheese for these wings?
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Polite term used to describe very moldy cheese, particularly handy when someone is squeamish about mold. Term first coined by You Tube icon Dr Ashen describing the packaging of some Stay Fresh Cheese Bags bought from 99p stores which have the picture of two black lumps of cheese on the front. He comments, "Black cheese is not fresh cheese. If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble!"
I'm just going to Tesco to get some more Cheddar, as we're in Cheese Trouble.
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