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A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)
The Phoenix Suns have gone fishing!
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A proficiant fisher, who knows not only how to catch all types of fish, but also know what they are thinking and can teach others to do the same.
George is such a fish whisperer, he can teach you how to catch whatever fish you would like to target.
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Someone who feels to bring up how they're "ugly," or "fat" in every single conversation so that people will disagree and compliment them.
Example:
Bella: *is literally 98 pounds*
"I'm so fat!"
Shawn: "No, you're not!"
Bella: "Yes, I am! I'm so fat and ugly!"
Shawn: "Ya know what bitch? I don't give a flying fuck. You are fat and ugly then. Shut the fuck up and stop fishing for compliments."
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Everyone has come across at least one catfish in their life time however some of us have had the unfortunate events of having to see a catfish so ugly that they needed to wash their eyes out with bleach!
These Catfish are so extreme that they have their own name Clapped Fish!!!
Boy 1: "Broooo you should of seen this girl I met from Tinder she was so ugly man!! Like her pictures were banging but she was a proper chav when I met her"
Boy 2: "She sounds like a proper clapped fish"
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When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.
Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish
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A majestic person who is kind, funny, and follows their dreams. Usually tries to make sure everyone around them is happy as well.
"Dude, did you see Claire?"
"Yeah, she's so nice, a real flying fish."
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Engaging in vaginal intercourse with a woman.
So, did you get to go fishing for caviar last night?
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