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the main character in the nightmare before christmas directed by tim burton.
AND I JACK, THE PUMPKIN KING
have grown so tired of the same old thing
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1. A nominal, or non-practicing, Mormon.
2. A person born in a family with Mormon roots, but who does not live all the precepts of the faith.
3. A person not unfriendly to Mormons, or who might even believe some or all Mormon tenets, but who - while not being adversarial - does not participate in the sacraments of the faith, or abstain from proscribed actions (such as smoking, or drinking coffee, tea, or alcoholic drinks).
4. (Archaic) A person with many Mormon acquaintances and friends and/or who sympathizes with them and their beliefs, but chooses not to affiliate with the church.
"He's a jack Mormon, but if anyone's in trouble he's the first one there to help"
"She likes to go to Relief Society meetings, but she just can't give up her doubts about the Book of Mormon or her morning cup of coffee. She's a confirmed jack Mormon."
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reason my right arm is much bigger than my left
Kid to anothr kid: holy shit! look at his arm
another kid: omfg
(they sees his left arm)
kid: ohhhh.....he probbly jack off
anothr kid: lets add that to our arm workout bro
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1. Basically, a kid posing as a bamf who stands behind his/her crew and is afraid to take real action in a fight.
2. Someone who claims they can kick ass, and they chicken out when someone wants to go.
James: I saw Jason behind those punks fighting after-school today. What a whimp.
Rob: I know, such a jack in the back.
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Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.
Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
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The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!
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the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum
I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
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The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.
Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.
Nice Jack Stain man.
WOW!!! look at the size of that Jack Stain.
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