Hope she sees this bro

Phrase used to mock men who engage in excessive simping, white knighting.

This phrase implies that the only reason said men would simp this hard would be in a hopeless attempt to impress a female.

It can be used against men who simp for a specific female or for women in general.

-@Desperatevirgin: "I honestly think the attacks random internet thot is receiving for despicable act are disgusting and show how toxic this community really is, everyone makes mistakes and random internet thot is actually clearly a very good person, stuff like this makes me ashamed of being a man"
-@Doodoofart420: "Hope she sees this bro"

-@LadyRespector: "I find it very brave that women still find the courage to stand up against the patriarchy despite receiving this much hate from incels online. I, as a man, fully support them and donate to countless feminist charities"
-@ThugHunter69: "Hope she sees this bro"

do she got the booty

She dooooooo

Steve: do she got the booty?
Jack: she doooooo

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she got dat ham

the phrase "she got that ham" means that a girl is not too fat or not too skinny and she has a nice amount of "meat on her bones" not necesarilly the ass but more of the whole body as in legs as well.

damn you see that girl? she got dat ham

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thats what she said

A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke

DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub

chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once

thats what she said!

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that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.

Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!

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thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

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she got you open

a girl that got you doin' things that you wouldn't normally do

"man she got you open like a freeway at 3 in the morning"

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