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She dooooooo
Steve: do she got the booty?
Jack: she doooooo
the phrase "she got that ham" means that a girl is not too fat or not too skinny and she has a nice amount of "meat on her bones" not necesarilly the ass but more of the whole body as in legs as well.
damn you see that girl? she got dat ham
A phrase, added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, that creates a funny and often obscene joke
DUDE< hurry up and eat that sub
chill out, its not like i can get it all in at once
thats what she said!
The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.
Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!
I was just faking!
That's what she really said!
Is that it?
That's what she really said!
making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.
two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"
or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"
a girl that got you doin' things that you wouldn't normally do
"man she got you open like a freeway at 3 in the morning"
An argument between a guy and a gal where the points made on either side can't be proven convincingly enough by either party to someone who has no clue what they're arguing about. Further exacerbated because you have no idea if either person is exaggerating or telling the truth and so nothing can be resolved. You know someone is lying about something, you just can't tell who. Usually the argument revolves around the relationship, money (who spends more on who), or some other pointless crap. Usually they've reached a point in their relationship where they really shouldn't be together and they're just arguing about anything and everything just to argue. Lawsuits can come from this.
Guy: "This b**** told me that she's never been with anybody before, but I found out she's been with a dude who died 3 years ago and didn't tell me about it!"
Gal: "That wasn't a romantic relationship! He was gay! I was just his friend!"
Third party: "Yeah, I can't tell if either of you is telling the truth. The dude's dead and so any proof of him being gay probably died with him if we was in the closet to everybody else. Gal, the gay card could be an excuse to get out of a lie. And you, guy, you could just be a jealous jackass and making this stuff up. It's a classic he said she said."