the fools that stalk my sister lol
i guess delusional Dans dont know she not around no mo, sorry
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1. The act of showing complete disregard for responsibilities and personal / professional duties.
2. The inability to act as a productive member of society.
Jerry: Hey Dale, did you finish your part of the assignment?
Dale: Nah, I didn't.
Jerry: You're really Pulling a Dan right now.
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James: Hey kid! Stop eating out of the garbage! You're pulling a Dan!
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The most miserable fuck you will ever meet. Miserable Dan always rushes his friends but makes everyone wait for him. It takes him 3 hrs to move 3 feet. He often bosses people but can never be bossed himself. The only time he's not miserable is when he's sleeping which rarely happens. He always thinks how he can get on the other side of the door. When he enters a place he finds 101 ways to exit. He somehow find a way to leave his own funeral early. He's Miserable Dan
Example #1
Henry what type of people are these!
Their miserable Dan's
Example #2
Its so nice to have all these people attend his funeral.
Wait the casket is empty
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Dan is the beast from the east is a fantastic drummer and will make love all night long. There's no way Dan Pay will do ya. He is normally chilaxed but will go off at any moment this, is Dan Pay
Dude, is that Dan Pay! I heard he had sex with 3 girls last night and made them all squirt! Is that even possible!!?!?!
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Someone who suspiciously owns a lot of horses and is always wandering off to the stables with a bag thatβs full.
Hey Steve, that bloke up the road with all the horses. Heβs definitely a dirty Dan.
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A cunt
Quit being such a Dan Miller dude!
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An abbreviation for the name Brayden. No one really knows how it started, but it did and now that is literally the only thing said when addressing Brayden.
Random friend: Yo, B-DAN, you wanna play some football
B-DAN: Duh, what kind of question is that?
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