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ark shitty

A small town out over yonder where only rednecks, hillbillies, and white girls can all confidently say they have no life’s. Ark Shitty is the definition of a low life that cheers on their horrible football team, just to get smacked up by 40 every week. Personally if I lived in Ark Shitty, I would end it all.

“You live in Ark City?”
“Yes why?”
I’m sorry.”
ark shitty means you have no life.

by typicalgamer45 September 15, 2023


Shitty foot

When you look down and see shit on your foot and it is smeared all over the couch. Most importantly you don't know where the shit came from.

OMG where did this shit come from? It's on my foot, I have shitty foot.

by ShittyFoor October 9, 2023


Shitty-Nine

Like 69ing, but shitting in each other’s mouths.

Man1: did you guys 69 last night?
Man2: nah bro, we shitty-nined.

by LeSleth March 9, 2020


shitty donuts

a term when you like to fuck yourself and no one else

i really wanna shitty donuts

by Fuckingfuckfucker January 30, 2016


Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024


Shitty cunt

The kind of neighbor that you wish would just move TF away so you don't have to plan arson or any other illegal acts. Probably named Kelly, like the "Karen of neighbors" she thinks she is big shit, like the MF mayor or some shit, but no Kelly, you're not the MF mayor, go sit the fuck down and don't look at my side of the street! Keep your eyes in your own yard, you shitty cunt.

Kelly is such a shitty cunt, I hate being her neighbor.

by aylaaK Renee July 17, 2022


Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl

I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.

by shittyshel April 1, 2024