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The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.
Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.
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the insane, distorted, irrational thinking that occurs in crack smokers. especially when a crackhead runs out of crack (and money to get crack).
'i already sold all my food stamps, but my daughter took some of my money, and wrote a check to pay my cellphone bill. if we can get a ride to the bank, i think i can get the money from the atm before the bank pays the check. on the way to the bank, we can tell the driver we'll give her money, but we'll just give her a little crack, and after she smokes. maybe we can get her to rent her car for some more rock.' ---- crack-tarded!
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Someone who:
a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them
For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.
"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"
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derives from the term {retard it's not PC but merely refers to somebody socially undeveloped- sometimes it's needed! you people know who you are!! Oh and it also means to be late tardy but I prefer the first expression.
"erm no sorry I don't do tards"
"do you have to be so tarded??"
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One who thinks lizard eggs may have crawled up one's ears while they are sleeping leading to a minute amount of pain in lower left ear lobe.
Natasha Abbot would be an excellant example a common everyday tard.
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I person who is so gay that they have to be at least 46.7% retarded or else they're just a fag. Also can be used to give to an enemy, or someone loathed.
Damn that Hitler! He's such a fag tard
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When a person is both gay and retarded at the same time.
Gay-tarded male: Do you want to go out sometime?
Other male: I don't roll that way, man.
Gay-tarded male: What do you mean...? (confused look)
Other male: You're gay-tarded!
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