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You cant tell me what to do
Teacher: Colby Sit down
Colby: NO YOUR NOT MY MOM
a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.
Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.
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(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"
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It's when you're mom gets boned some awesomeley with pies and tacos so explodes.
Billy: Hey Tom did you hear what I did last night?
Tom: What did you do?
Billy: I did Super mega awesome to the power of pie divided by taco with a cherry on top with your mom with your mom.
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When something is extremely, ridiculously good looking that it can only be defined as being extra terrestrial that it is so good looking,
Dude 1: Wow she's hot like your alien mom.
Dude 2: Tell me about it Dude 1
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NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ
big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
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I cant go through this app without seeing these dissatisfactional pieces of shit please remove them or I will go to your house and 69 all over your furniture
Word of the day is fucking annoying please remove it from this fucking app now you faggots or I will 69 your mom faggot is a term of facts
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