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Someone who will bend over backwards to try and help, good natured, But often messes their own life fixing yours.
"His Jesus complex got him fired, because he pulled over to help change a tire on a delivery"
"He rented a room to help a friend and they burned his house down, guess his Jesus complex got the best of him again."
People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.
Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!
When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.
Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner
An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.
Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.
A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.
woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.
God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.
"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"