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Duong Ass is a term used for something that has tremendous mass. It can also be used to describe a pleasant scent or something with great taste.
In certain scenarios, duong ass may also be used to describe a euphoric feeling.
Jupiter has duong ass.
This duong ass meat tastes great.
This perfume smells quite duong ass-y.
We won the lottery! I feel duong ass!
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oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.
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Phrase used to describe how lame something is.
Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s
Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!
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The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.
Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.
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toilet paper- paper used to wipe your ass
When you go to the store, pick up some ass paper- I'm sick of using napkins!!
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when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.
Chelsea: "I can't believe it, I got pulled over the other day outside of the Kirk Hotel"
Pete Dick: "Woa, what did you do?"
Chelsea: "I was driving 55 in a 30 with no license plates, oh and I was driving down the wrong side of the street with no lights on and it was night time, think I blew past a couple stop signs and had "Fuck the Police" on the radio."
Pete Dick: "You must have gotten at least five tickets."
Chelsea: "Not a single one, I am so lucky!"
Pete Dick: "Lucky??? That cop was obviously just on ass patrol."
Chelsea: "You think?"
Pete Dick: "Yes, he was jacking for beats"
Chelsea: "Wow"
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(adj) Very pathetic, characteristic of a "mark", or one who is easily owned or taken down. A synonym of weak sauce.
"Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark-ass bitches..." -2pac, "Hit 'em up"
(beirut game)
Adam: "Game over, motherfuckers!"
(squirrelly shot falls 2 feet short)
Nick: "What a mark-ass shot!"
Simon: "Weak sauce!"
Paul: "Alligator arm!"
(Adam runs away crying)
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