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A young, attractive male has been partying like a mother fucker for the past 2 weeks. The only time he takes off for partying is to go out for a nice big dinner. Then he proceeds to tell everyone that he has gotten only 20 minutes of sleep the past week and he needs his rest. The group then calls his ass out on it and calls him a bull-shitter. Shortly after this, he will end up clubbing for the 15th straight night.
Dis: Yo man I doubt I'm going out tonight
Nasir: Why man it's friday?
Dis: I know man it's a great night for clubbin but I only experiences the 20 minute snooze last night.
Nasir: O dude that blows, u must have had a crazy night of clubbin
Dis: Naw man I hated it and there was an incident so I had to blow off some steam.
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The date in which two people had officially became life long partners.
The two pieces became aligned and vowed unity together to create the most beautiful and aesthetic team.
Bad thing is these two's communication and attitudes. The couple are each other future husband and wife. They have a long journey ahead of them but, it is only based upon the how much they will stick together and ride out anything that is thrown at them. Like in the Bad Boys series, they share an u breakable bond and are always going to make it all work and bring down the bust they are on. Sometimes their personalities clash even though they are so much alike.
If a unity was ever made on this day, they are simply soulmates and will be together for the rest of their lives. Committed and loyal these two will never have to worry about losing one another as long as they are by each others side.
Only down fall is if one becomes unfaithful, cheats, or gives up on their energy transfer. One may not make it after this. They are strong as a whole but, become lost and weak alone. This usually causes one to become volatile and corrupted whilst the other becomes hopeless and unfortunately commits suicide. It's very important for these two to not give up on one another for they have a future of fruitful treasures ahead of them.
(Listen to the moon)
Smooth- "Aye my radiant ray of light, you know that we RIDE TOGETHER?"
Tenshi- "and WE DIE TOGETHER!"
Both- "BAD BOYS FOR LIFE!!
Smooth- "I love you babe dude."
Tenshi- "I love you too forever!"
Since 10/15/20
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its surprising its January 20 2018 and trump is still president
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The 4:20 Ritual only occurs on the April 20th(4/20) and is said day's BLUNT + BOWL Ritual and must be completed by the end of said day. 4 blunts and 20 bowls......now you have a new holiday ritual.
Ex: Clay, "Why is he drooling?". Henry, "He is completing the 4:20 Ritual and almost done!". Jake, ".......ughhuhuhkkushhhhhahhhah."
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Rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch
Ten, ten, ten, twenty on yo titties, bitch(rack city)
“omg it’s 10/10/20”
“oh ya like that song rack city bitch”
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The rule which gives you legal right to leave your place of employment when 20 minutes has transpired since your boss has left the building.
"Dude, my boss just left!! 20 MINUTE RULE is in effect!"
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April 20 2069: the day when humanity will rejoice
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