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A game where little kids think they’re better than everyone, as they play gorilla tag everyday and no other game on the vast community games on the oculus quest 2.
I hate these little kids who only play gorilla tag
The average racist hangout for squeakers, racist 8 year olds, grown ups who give you death threats and the 1% of normal people
''Guy 1: Hey guys, Do you play gorilla tag?''
''Guy 2: Yeah, I scream racist things when I lose''
''Guy 1: Same here
''Guy 3: How are we even friends?''
A game filled with little racist children that scream slurs at the top of their lungs no matter what time of the day.
Tom: I play gorilla tag
Terry: Kill yourself
When a hairy woman has gorilla grip coochie strong enough to lift a man by his penis.
She almost ripped my dick off last night doing the Brazilian Gorilla.
For that spunky boss given from the new Viking Employee that scares everyone... but has to deal with! Thank god for the grave yard shift....
I have a new Gorilla Boss.
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!