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Typically a white man whom has not seen the sun in what appears to be decades.
Whose skin resembles sheets of milk
Milky ness is not only white pasty skin. It is a state of mind.
This guy named Tim looks like a sheet of paper and or milky man with nipples.
Tim loves the cooch but only indoors because he don't want to burn his milky man skin.
It's funny Tim owns a jeep with his milky man ass skin.
Tim can't tell where he powders his balls. It all looks like powdery milky man down there.
A woman who traps a man into a pregnancy by telling them they cannot get pregnant in efforts of obtaining child support.
She told me she could not get pregnant. Now I'm paying out of pocket every month to this man trapper for a child I did not plan on having.
When a girl decides she wants to give you head but leaves you on hard as soon as you are about to nut
Bro kayla totally space manned me last night bro...
Dude seriously? she actually space manned you?
Yea i still plowed her while she was asleep though!
Thats fucking awesome man
A malt, alcoholic beverage in which most college males and or husbands with annoying wives, tend to sip on in order to slip away from reality or get UNDER the influence.
"Yo man, what are your plans for this weekend?"
"Not much, I plan on getting under the influence through the use of a couple man sodas"
a bro that smokes cigarettes before and after doing anything extreme
"jamo is such a gnarbro-man, he got that board and a trip to indo when he sent in his c-notes"
Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.
Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
The 98th man to die in Infinity wars. Some also say he's the best superhero to exist. Some of those people, aren't wrong.
Jimmy Jone: Wow, I just got saved by Lettuce Man, this is so cool.
Big Joe: That's really cool. I'm so glad you're my slave.