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An individual who has gone through the steps to become certified as a racist in the eyes of the public and the law. Ordained Racists are known to think of themselves as certified beauticians. However, they are just blatantly racist and decidedly out of pocket.
Guy 1: “Damn you here what Fred was saying last night?”
Guy 2: “Yea super out of pocket. Guy is an ordained racist”
This is a rare species of racist people that are too big for there boots and need to fix there attitude they also need karma to hit them one day very soon
A person who blames Ambien (or other sedation medication) for racist language they used on social media or other media outlets.
"I didn't mean to say that in that tweet. It was the Ambien."
"Oh, so you're an Ambien racist."
The cool version of racism. Typically used to describe rich and good looking racists. Not fat and poor like “blue collar racists”, who tend to reside in trailer parks.
Dude, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m a white collar racist.
When people are racist to you, you are being Racisted
"Bro I'm being racisted by my teachers."
something you call someone when losing an argument so you can make the other person look bad.
Black guy: *kills 3 people*
Cop: “Freeze! Get on the ground and drop the weapon!!”
Heroic Person: “Hey man, stop. That’s racist.”
Racism is a more common term for the sport of racing. Much like motorcyclists, racers prefer to be known as Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"