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Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
Literally Isaac Mogaka on steroids.
That peach boory distracts everyone
Damn look, It’s OG Gorilla Man wit hella ass on video call.
One known as Mikey Briggs.... Founded in Flint Mi.
Yesterday He gave her that vanilla Gorilla... They can't get enough Mikey Briggs
Founded in Flint Mi.... Briggs been giving it to any & everyone! You are one lucky pigeon to get the vanilla gorilla, upgrades your woman hood from soft taco to supreme chicken chalupa.
I can't believe he gave you the vanilla gorilla!!! You lucky bish
VG stands in an intersection and does the helacocker at the stop light cameras
Omg what is the dude in the middle of street doing? Umm the call that the vanilla gorilla
The biggest whitest friend in your group who's also the strongest.
Dude, did you see tony throw that fucking washing machine onto that crackhead?
Yeah bro, he's a vanilla gorilla