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When a man pierces his genitals while his partner, (male or female), performs oral sex on his rectum.
Jim-Bob received an Alabama Puff Pastry from the new girl working at the piercing shop last night.
The act of pouring cocaine into your girlfriends vagina and then having sex with her . The resulting concoction will resemble that of a snow storm.
Hey man, how was it last night? Man me and my girl had an Alabama Snow Storm.
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An Alabama landing strip usually happens along with a blumpkin, (getting a bj while taking a shit), and the dude doesn't wipe before titty fucking his girl, the end result from the skidmark he left on her stomach is an Alabama happy trail.
"Man, I gave her an Alabama landing strip last night"..
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The fucked up romantic/sexual relationship between a brother, sister, and their other brother/sister or cousin.
The Finn family reunion was going to be an awkward affair because Sally and Billy Ray had recently broken up their Alabama Love Triangle with cousin Cletus.
What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!
The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!
When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.
When an obese woman jumps on top of you naked smothering you to death.
That fat bitch gave him the Alabama death penalty!