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Am I cool...?

No ur not. Stupid dipsh!t.

"Hey mom, Am I cool...?"
"No ur not, Johnny. Now clean your room"

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022


this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?

by MmnmmMm June 29, 2020


i am juice box

parents in the room so you have to be quiet

yo i am juice box.

by SOULESamurai March 9, 2016


I am Aced

As the Ace beats all in cards. It is therefore the highest card. So the term I am Aced can be used when one is high.

“Bro i am fucking Aced.”
“Sameeer bro i am soo high.”
“I am Aced” — When two people get very high the highest they have ever been

by The Gang of Three November 9, 2018


i am da poopet

I AM DA POOPET is a total Luke he is the enemy of his father and will do anything to take his drugs

“Hey I AM DA POOPET
*Steals your drugs*
“Why did you do that QwQ

by Sir Pentious September 20, 2020


Why am I on Dunlavy?

Refers to street in Houston one commonly ends up on if they are lost.

Phrase is used for when someone is experiencing temporary insanity (possibly from a caffeine overdose) and either jumps to and from multiple topics in one conversation or winds up in the middle of nowhere when driving to a destination they have been to multiple times.

Person 1: Wait, I thought we were talking about the health care plan and now you're talking about shopping for your mother's birthday present?

Person 2: Why am I on Dunlavy?

by Dunlavy December 28, 2011


Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017