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The american version of a burrito found at Frostburg State University in Maryland. Basically, replace each ingredient in an Mexican Burrito found in places like Taco Bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey
Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots
Person 1: Man! This American Burrito is hella bootsy!
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...
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One who claims to be Irish whilst having no idea what (an island), let alone where 'Ireland' is, having never been there, and having no real intention of ever going there. Blissfully unaware of their own country having no dual-citizenship treaty with the Republic of Ireland.
Often displaying a supreme lack of irony by positively shouting about the fact that their family has donated to an international terrorist organisation that murdered children (often Irish children, which is presumably somehow worse) in the very same brash tone they use in praise of their own country's 'War on Tear.'
Slightly less despicable than the anti-smoking brigade, though the demographics often overlap creating a group of people that would incline one towards taking up a superstition such as christianity in order to hope that one'll get to witness armageddon.
Irish-American: Say, 'bud', wurrrr ya from?
Me: Northern Ireland
IA: Oh, Arland, I'm Arsh too!
Me: I'm not actually Irish, I didn't say Ireland, I said, "Northern Ireland." They're seperate countries.
IA: Well I see it as one, the whole place is so close to my heart!
Me: Ah. You must have spent a lot of time there, if you think it's closer to your heart than to that of someone who was born and raised there.
IA: Well, I, um. I never really got the time. But hey, they're joined, right? Same thing, right?
Me: Yeah, well you Mexicans always were a bit fucking slow.
IA: I'm not Mexican.
Me: ... ... (penny never drops). Know what? Fuck off.
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American Eagle (AE, A&E, AEO) is a popular teen clothing store. Its competitors are Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister Co., and Aeropostale. Out of these stores, American Eagle is the 2nd most affordable clothing with Aeropostale ranking as the cheapest.
Many people think that only rich preps and posers shop there to fit in at school, but a lot of people(who definitely are not rich) shop there because they actually like the clothes. AE provides great clothes at an affordable price (that is, when it is on the clearance section). Anyone besides 'preps' can shop here also!
The trick to shopping at A&E without paying such an expensive price is to shop at the clearance section at the store or online. It is possible to get 10 items for 100 bucks, which really is not bad.
Con: Since a lot of people shop here, it's hard to be unique and some styles are similar to Hollister, AF and Aero..
Nemo: Hey, I like your shirt! Where'd you get it from?
Dory: I got it from american eagle for 7 bucks!
Nemo: Nice! It looks better than my 8 dollar shirt that says 'old navy' all over it! Maybe I'll shop there next time!
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A male between the ages of 23-28 who is still looking for a wife, hot, sophisticated, and wears a suit out to the bar to attract the attention of younger females.
Has a blackberry in one hand, drink in the other. Only drinks bottled beers.
Renee: Do you see that Corporate American over there?
Mandy: Yea, let's go talk about the economy with them and hope to become the younger wife of a fine corporate catch.
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An American Patriot is a man or woman who takes pride in their country. They have a feeling of love, devotion and sense of attachment for their country and alliance with other citizens who share the same sentiment. This attachment can be a combination of many different feelings relating to one's own country, including ethnic, cultural, political or historical aspects.
A true American Patriot would fight to keep their freedoms, they’d truly believe in freedom and justice for ALL.
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Another lame attempt by the television studios to make us suffer or should I say laugh, through the episode. Another boring tv- reality series.
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Same as mexican avalanche, but instead throwing your bitch down a flight of stairs you throw her down an escalator going up. Note: due to the fact shes falling down an UP escalator, she may never come back
we were really horny, and in the mall, so i decided to give my bitch an american avlanche. fuck that slut, she never got off the fucking thing
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