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- looks like an uncircumcised penis whose beedy little chicken eyes are constantly looking through you but never at you.
- I can't think of anything to say about his accent. Just watch an interview.
- made his money off of scamming poor people out of money (casinos) and forcing women to have sex (slavery).
- overuses a metaphor invented by two trans women even though he's a homophobic prick.
- uses gorilla logic about how woman cook and have child while man grind and fight (with side hustle).
- seriously says you should pulverise women for speaking at the wrong moment and then says it's a joke when he gets in deep shit. Then all his dick riding dumbphone warriors come along on the verge of tears behind their screens and defend him.
- gets arrested by a teenage girl using his own stupidity.
- Is a spent force who only the aforementioned dick riders care about these days.
John: hey, Andrew Tate isn't being charged with slavery anymore.
James: wow, this goes to show how Romania is one of the least corrupt and most fair countries in all of the world with a perfectly secure judicial system that has respect for people of all backgrounds rich or poor male or female, it really is a country with great wallet/car safety and an unbribable police force. He sure is the Top G
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Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
(An)Drew is the most amazing, kindest, sweetest, loving soul you’ll ever meet. Yes, from time to time he screws up...it can be pretty major...but he always makes up for it. One day, his girlfriend hopes to get married to him and have kids. She loves him more than anything in the world. (If you’re reading this, I love you silly goose)
Person: “Hey did you hear Andrew (Drew) s girl talkin about him?”
P2: “Yeah, they're head over heals for each other.”
sexy, appealing, funny, endearing, incredible
I would very much like to have sex with Naveen Andrews.
Naveen Andrews is a God.
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Your such a numpty. You must be Andrew Carle!!
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the best looking man in baseball plays for the red sox one of the only reasons teenage girls watch baseball hes so hot
ohmagod its Andrew Benintendi
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A womaniser and male who is rich but treats women disrespectfully and has been accused of sexual assault. He hates woman unless it’s sexual.
That guy was so disrespectful and disgusting towards Riley.
He was pulling an Andrew Tate
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